oh my god my friend who hates one direction and larry read this smut out loud and i dont know what to do with my life
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harry-straightashishair-styles:
I’m sure throughout Louis’ entire childhood he had to hear people say
“Get down, Louis.”
“Louis, that’s fragile.”
“Louis, stop touching that.”
“Put that down, Louis.”
“Louis, that is not a toy.”
Wait, I’m pretty sure he still has to be told those things now
why did i sexualize all of these?
always-there-to-welcome-you-home:
“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”^^this.
I ship it.
I ship it.“Mom, Mom, I’m gay.”
“We have taught you well.”
Imagine Harry Potter’s son trying to tell him he’s gay.
“Dad, I.. I think I’m gay.”
“Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters-“
“Oh God. Dad, I’ve already heard this. I know how this ends.”
“One of them was gay and-“
“For the love of all that is magic, I get it!”
“He was one of the bravest gay wizards I’ve ever known. Brave, but gay.”
“Please stop.”
“BRAVEST GAY HEADMASTER ALL OF HOGWARTS HAS EVER HAD!”
“…”
“BRAVEST AND GAYEST, I SAY.”
this ^
oh my god, I love tumblrtumblr loves gays more than gays love gays.
the comments though
“Mom, I lost my virginity.”
“Were you safe, son?”
“Yeah. I made him wear a condom.”
“Well, as long as you were safe about it. Congrats on the sex, honey. Let me go get the cake.”
“Mom, I had sex with a guy.”
“So did I. That’s how you got here. But, you don’t see making a big deal about it. Now, what flavor do you want the cake?”
These comments!!!
larry shippers, just watch (x)
i think its a good time to bring this back
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Louis & Harry // heaven is a place on earth with you (by greefy17)
Im an idiot
omg. omg. omg. omg. i just died.
whoever did this is talented. i love you.
i want this on my blog 4762384623562346923487263482364879264923 times.
i need this this made me cry omg where can i buy this
HOW CAN I DOWLAND THIS I WANT THIS TO BE MY RINGTONE, I LOVE YOU.
Omfg I can’t believe this…… This is freaking amazing how do I download this I don’t care how just tell me
Haha this is effing gold.
Louis sounds like a four year old girl with the voice of an angel!!!
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Every person who reblogs this will get a song title and a reason to listen to it put in their ask box
every
person
i promise
Oh man this person is in over their head.
6,750 notes, and I STILL GOT ONE
47,255 and I got one! wow I wasn’t expecting that.
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